Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Welp...herpes.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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