Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
NoShamevember. You game?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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