so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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