What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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