her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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