So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
