Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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