We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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