Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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