The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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