I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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