I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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