My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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