I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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