At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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