Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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