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That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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