Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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