I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize