I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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