He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
