Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
why is half of my head shaved?
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