He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
