i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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