I'm jealous of your bromance
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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