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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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