this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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