Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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