oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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