Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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