Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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