VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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