DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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