very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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