i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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