apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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