So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
