Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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