So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
