But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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