even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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