i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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