I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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