You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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