try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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