I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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