bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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