your parents love me but you hate me
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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