If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
you never un-have a 4some
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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