No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
What a dumb baby whore.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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