Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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