somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
