Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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