Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Randomize
